In the next election campaign, should we promise to introduce optional subjects in schools called "The Earth is a Crooked Plate" and "Descendants of Aliens and Their Influence on Serbian Cultural Heritage", in order to get into the large electorate of Prof. Dr. Branimir Nestorović
Covid is the funniest virus that only exists on Facebook, the corona vaccine causes male sterility, people with blue and green eyes are aliens, the human race originated on Mars, the earth is actually a flat plate but slightly curved, time travel is scientific proven…
This is what the doctor said. Branimir Nestorovic, retired professor of the Faculty of Medicine, pediatrician, pulmonologist and allergist, holder of the Order of the Star of Karađorđe second degree and president of the Knights of the Dragon Order, in the elections on December 17, the holder of the list "We - the voice of the people" which won almost 200.000 votes and comfortably entered the National Assembly with 4,69 percent.
And in Belgrade, not only did he cross the threshold for the city assembly on a flying saucer, but the majority and the formation of the city government depend on the will of the cheerful doctor. Despite the fact that in the same words as Vučić and Brnabić, he accuses her of "maydanizationSerbia, perhaps the coalition "Serbia against violence" could offer him the construction of a cosmodrome instead national stadium in Surčin and thus won him over to his side. It could be the largest, and only official, Martian welcome center, a great attraction for like-minded tourists from around the world.
While the attention of the political and professional public, domestic and foreign media is focused on electoral migration and other more or less creative progressive methods for selection setting in his favor, the success of the smiling doctor, after the initial outbursts of surprise, was unjustifiably pushed into the background and attached to some list of optional bizarre phenomena.
It is certain that among those who gave Dr. Nestor political weight are citizens who voted according to the principle "the crazier, the better" because "they (politicians) are all the same", but it is still a huge reservoir of votes, both in Belgrade and in In Serbia, people who are going to marry or marry partners with green eyes, wouldn't they acquire the conditions for Martian citizenship through marriage, so that they can leave Serbia, if it gets crowded. Perhaps among them there is some Serbian conceited Ziggy Stardust, someone who in the next elections will affect the Serbs with his appearance as an alien who was left by his Martian colleagues with Nemanjić to appear among the Serbs when they erect a worthy monument to Stefan, and whom he summoned among Serbian doctor Nestor.
If the formation of the government in Belgrade depends on such voters, then how to make political analyses? In the next election campaign, should we promise to introduce optional subjects in schools called "The Earth is a Crooked Plate" and "Descendants of Aliens and Their Influence on Serbian Cultural Heritage", in order to get Prof. Dr. Branimir Nestorović?
How to approach people who do not see what is happening in Serbia, but that's why they see aliens? And they not only exist and multiply on obscure groups on the Internet, but are carefully nurtured and fertilized on national television.
There is, literally, no difference between the one who claims it is day in the middle of the night, or the one who claims to be a giraffe, from the claims we read on billboards: that Vučić is working to unify Serbs and that Serbia is doing better and better day by day.
The pre-election arrests due to the alleged "overthrow of the state" testify to the regime's panic. The bad news for them is - they can't arrest the whole people who decided to defend themselves from progressive beatings and election theft
The ring that tightens around Ćaciland Student list is getting narrower. Because there are more and more spoiled people who see the false prophet for what he is: a street obscener who is fighting Serbia
The goal of the Novi Sad rally was clear: intimidation, demonstration of massiveness and dominance, as well as showing strong capacities for coercion and violence.
"People don't want freedom, and that seems to be for one reason only: if they wanted it, they would have it." This is what Etienne de la Boessy wrote 500 years ago. And the citizens of Serbia shook themselves and scheduled a meeting with freedom, ready to reject "voluntary slavery"
There is, literally, no difference between the one who claims it is day in the middle of the night, or the one who claims to be a giraffe, from the claims we read on billboards: that Vučić is working to unify Serbs and that Serbia is doing better and better day by day.
The pre-election arrests due to the alleged "overthrow of the state" testify to the regime's panic. The bad news for them is - they can't arrest the whole people who decided to defend themselves from progressive beatings and election theft
The ring that tightens around Ćaciland Student list is getting narrower. Because there are more and more spoiled people who see the false prophet for what he is: a street obscener who is fighting Serbia
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