Notaries, media and aliens

After the submission of the Student List, there was a special joint show on Pink, Prva, B92 and Informer televisions (which then means broadcast on several more Informer cable satellites) about "mounting a fake sound cannon affair". In the opinion of these experts, it was an attempt at the political assassination (that's the term used) of Aleksandar Vučić "with relevant guests and new testimonies". I guess this announcement is trying to avoid the association with the show on RTS, where I guess the guests or the evidence and testimonies were not relevant enough in both shows.

The case, which is the best director, showed that during both shows, both on the public service and on the joint media tactical exercise on Vučić's tabloid channels, we had an advertisement for an anti-flatulence and gas product on the same day. In the advertisement for this natural sound cannon, which was as loud as the propaganda, the actors say a slogan, a kind of excuse in certain unpleasant situations, which Vučić and the relevant interlocutors actually repeat: "Sound cannon - that's not me!" For obvious reasons, I have not written the name of the product that has been replaced by this government propaganda tool.

The real pearl is RTS's pre-announced justification for not reporting on the Student List. Namely, after 25 minutes of Dnevnik, in which Vučić appeared exactly five times, and on the day when the Students started their campaign in Novi Sad, the public service announced that they will monitor the elections according to the Law; on the Second Program, candidates will be chosen by lot, activities will be followed in segments that are measured in seconds, only the lists announced by the REC will be discussed, while the debate-type shows will be invited - watch out now - those actors that the editors deem important, with consultations with relevant public opinion surveys! This explanation is actually worse than ignoring it, because it should be a justification for the cosmic disproportion in the media representation of the government and any opposition.

After the submission of the list, thousands of students and citizens on the streets of Belgrade were worthy of 19 seconds in Dnevnik, even though their list was not announced, so the rules were changed once again.

The issue of literacy in Serbia was opened by the handing over of the "illiterate box AV" where one letter was missing. I have heard several explanations - from scientific and pedagogical ones about functional illiteracy, to attempts to explain it with self-irony, that is, top-notch propaganda: well, they are "Ćaci" so they don't know how to write, something like "sandwichers".

In this case, I believe that the scientific principle of frugality should be applied, because self-irony requires a critical attitude towards oneself, which the government has proven to have no trace of. For what requires playwaz and elementary school, neither YOU nor propaganda experts are needed. The authorities brought boxes with signatures to my daughter, and the check confirmed my theory because 20,000 invalid signatures were found, of which more than 5000 were not in the voter's list.

The management of Nova S canceled the show "24 minutes", and then a replay of the show was played on Saturday, on the day of collecting signatures in support of the student list. So, at the moment we have neither "Government Job", nor "Four and a Half Men", nor "Twenty-Four Minutes".

On Telekom's movie channels, Superstar 1, 2 and 3, one big change. The first unpleasant surprise was the introduction of advertising blocks at one time, which is contrary to the principle that film channels that you pay for "cut" the program with commercials. Another unpleasant surprise is the introduction of the news, a bizarre interruption with something called "Pressek" that lasts for five minutes. The next step could logically be – inclusion in Vučić's speeches.

In the paranormal sphere of elections, it is certainly news that Nestorović disappeared after returning from Russia. His Main Committee was unable to locate him, but he was found by Vulin, with whom he will allegedly run for the elections together. Nestorović's party is regularly divided in every election - it was created on Hepi, in the show "Aktuelnosti", it is falling apart on Informer, and now the aliens and the BIA got hold of them.

While the Student List was submitting signatures, Vučić arrived at Pink in a flash, just as a few days earlier he explained to pensioners on all televisions that they should not forget who gave them money, because money does not fall from the sky. Already on Monday, it was sad to see festive supermarkets as the poor pensioners immediately rushed to buy food. This will be a serious fight for votes, because the dilemma is resolved by which one votes - with the stomach, the heart or the head.

First Lady Tamara Vučić is opening the Center for Early Development and Inclusion, and Vučić was allegedly not allowed to be present because of the "functional campaign", as she explained. It sounds like a great excuse when you don't want to go somewhere with your wife. This institution has been completed for almost a year, but it is practically not working, and of course it is needed. I am only afraid that it will turn into another pre-election Potemkin village of this regime. During the tour we saw experts explaining how they will work with children - pay attention to the future, first or second.

In the meantime, the guild association of notaries has announced that they are "working normally", just report to them on time. They obviously had specific working hours with the students, so only a few saved their personal reputation and the integrity of the profession. They are actually real discreet heroes who do their job honorably, hats off to them.

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