Astro boys from Brazil

One of the first achievements of the October 5, and as it is said today, government of Zoran Đinđić was disappearance psychic from the TV screen. The term is probably used in order to throw Đinđić's time into history as soon as possible, to mythologize and deprive it of its greatest value - pragmatics. Through a series of regulations and legal provisions, juridical persons were "removed", Clairvoyant Zorka fell in love with mardelj, Cleo, like all related "experts", probably disguised as a grandmother, dived Known or Drina and shaved in Bijeljina, Trgovčević simply disappeared. Did the scenario sound familiar? In the Republika Srpska, they are about parapsychology Always bili more liberal, so the prophets and crowned queens in exile continued their business, but with a new phone number. The stars came down to Earth again and you could still meet your destiny every day - but in Bijeljina. Branka also went there - Star Eye, please forgive me if I forgot it, it was not my intention. Yes, it was a bit unusual for me at first, but I quickly got used to it transition rationality, bank i loans they chased away the psychics!

People just started calculating, I didn't even see "Twilight Zone" on the newsstand for a long time - they started working. Yes, people saw them here and there Phantom iz More lovingly, il cut down the old man's tree and on the stump there is a painting - St. Sava is crying, the people gather for a few days, the priest also comes, but there is no wider echo. On television, citizens answered questions in knowledge quizzes, recognized stained physiognomy, counted balls, continued sentences - knowledge se pay off. However, in recent weeks, right before the Constitution and the referendum, things are changing drastically. These two words are in Serbia, the third is of course - Kosovo, like Abracadabra - for returning to a kind of trance characteristic za our nation.

When someone here wants to hypnotize you, they repeat to you on television - Referendum, Constitution, Kosovo! The competition for the written composition is open, how and why I will come out.

Recently, we even received quotes from the new (unborn) constitution, where, for example, they say that children born in marital and extramarital unions will be equalized po rights. I don't know if it's news, I don't think so, but they don't say that many will be able to decide (except mothers) about the birth of a child. Then some doctor says that we are changing the Constitution ourselves, do not da nam ga they change ove bebe what su se one gave birth. Either Mr. Ramač, or some actresses, or random passers-by, all of them are suddenly hypnotized, they repeat - the Constitution. The arguments are also very confused - because this constitution will definitely take us to Europe, separate us from Milosevic's, it is not perfect but it will be able to be changed, it will save Kosovo, and the craziest argument I have seen is - Red je! (it's actually a paraphrase of a Serbian proverb - that's the order). I, perhaps naively, believed that October 5 separated us from Milosevic, so I believed that his departure to The Hague might be the end, and after the funeral in Požarevac more ne I know gde je end a gde beginning. When Montenegro seceded, you remember - Kostunica did nothing for days and weeks, and the statements were: nothing important happened. Today they want to convince me that Serbia was born at the moment they want, in fact when the G17 plus wants to leave the Government. So, that incredible need to address citizens only when you want them to do something for you, to do it exactly how you want and when you want, you'll forgive, much mi lychees to the broken continuity with Milosevic. It looks a lot like the videos - JUL is cool!

However, along with the referendum campaign, an influx of new astrologers, prophets, numerologists, tarot masters, jyotish advisors and others began. Astro-employee. On many televisions, you can see for hours in the frame of the neighbors in the astal, turning over cards, beans, birth cards and chatting with the people, and the price is 50-60 dinars a minute. POV. Villains will say - the same as before! Apart from the novelty of VAT (Zorka and Cleo did not pay it), today's astrologers are no longer glamorous queens, beautified grandmothers and transvestites, but your neighbors, ordinary people with unusual powers and secret knowledge. Astro-service slag 24 hours a day, as an emergency aid, astrologers have put their differences aside, united their powers, organized themselves into a union and are now splitting shift work. As in the referendum campaign - you believe ordinary nation which hot he wants da se declare. They will chat with you about the weather, politics, religion, penury, family and moral values.

During that time, the Millionaire Bunny is no longer the host of the knowledge quiz, but has made a successful transfer to the Grand Show. There is no middle ground in Serbia's TV reality - or knowledge or ass i size, so who has what. In Čačak, soccer fans masked in KKK hoods racially insulted the dark-skinned soccer player of their team, Mike Tamvanjera. Where does that come from now, the spectators and sports workers ask, just a few months after, for example, the visit of Le Pen, who is a well-known fan of sports and blacks in the French national team. Let me remind you, in Vršac he opened the race, talked with the masked Karađorđe and was generally warmly received. Where are the Nazis on the field now, when they are being tried in Novi Sad? You could buy Legija's book in Prosveta's, that is, state and constitutional bookstores Guys iz Brazil, and now everyone is wondering where she came from. Pre-fair discount, the experts are back!